i think my elder sis can really be a joker at times.
in a way, she makes a fool of herself. damn funny.
few days ago:
sis: eh sis! borrow your shoe bag k?
me: i just washed it. see at the balcony if it's dry.
me: i just washed it. see at the balcony if it's dry.
sis: eh! you have sports shoe also right? borrow? hehe!
me: sports shoe? for? where are you going?
sis: golf. shhh!
me: you're starting to play golf again? hmmm.
shoes are outside the window in my room.
(next few mins, i went to check on her)
me: nah! socks. i bet you dont have it also. haha!
so how? fit enough?
sis: a lil big for me. but nvm, i take your socks! :)
me: (in my mind) big? sport shoes is the smallest among all the other shoes i have.
turf shoes, court shoes, walking shoes are all bigger size. nvm
(after sis left the house, i went to take something from my study table. i looked out to the window. everything was still in place like how it used to be. but there was a slight change in the positioning of my court shoes.)
me: no wonder it's big for her! my court shoe = her version of sport shoes.
(smiled to myself)
today:
sis msged at 715pm. i was still in school. her msg was "i borrow your sport shoes and shoe bag". i told myself, okay. then, i read the msg again. "sport shoes"? i looked down to my feet. i'm wearing my shoe. how can she take my shoe when im wearing it? so i called her.
me: hello! yishun police post (trying to be funny la actually)
sis: what lah! (basket! she return with that kind of tone)
me: eh! you took my sports shoe and shoe bag?
sis: ohh! yeah yeah. borrow arh.
me: what shoe you took?
sis: your sports shoe lah.
me: duhh! which one?
sis: the black one.
me: (in my mind) since when i have black sports shoe?
i only have my old black turf shoe, black epro turf shoe and black asics turf shoe.
so, obviously she took the WRONG SHOE! haha!
sis: the black and yellow one. black with a lil of yellow.
me: wth! that's my TURF SHOES! gondola! cable car!
(okay, gondola and cable car are the words we often use to each other)
sis: haiya! borrow only lah.
me: lols! don't you know how to differentiate a sports shoe and turf shoe?
sis: ohh! idk arh. i only know how to differentiate slippers & (something which i cant recall)
me: poor thing! do you know how to differentiate sports shoe and a soccer boots then? HAHAHA!
sis: haiya! nvm lah. i wanted to use for golf but nvm. change of plans.
not going golf alr. your shoe is still with me, in the car.
me: LOLS! you're one of a kind. byebye!
see how funny can my sis actually be.
my court shoe = her sports shoe
my turf shoe = her sports shoe too!
HAHAHA!
and idk why is she back to golf again.
so much $$? might as well offer me than to play an ex game. haha!
ohh yeah! she offered me $5 the other day when i told her that.
but i rejected it. something's wrong with my sis!
cause it's usually the other way round.
she dont offer me $$, she ASK $$ from me. HAHAHA!
and my sis is very 'auto' when it comes to using my stuff.
this morning i was studying in the living room when she appeared,
wearing my white top with a WIDE EVIL SMILE on her face,
and she goes "hehehe! pinjam (borrow) arh. i wanna go out for awhile"
i was too lazy to entertain her, i continued with my revision. haha!
she wrote on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 @ 2:00 AM